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I Like To Stalk You@ 8:20am 01-20-2009
Of Gaia.

Lulz, nice Job, very funny,
LOLTERNATIVE@ 2:05am 01-20-2009
i'm from gaia. and you made my day. i love you. let's get married.
bmjb276@ 8:44pm 01-19-2009
I'm a twilight fan and I thought it was funny. I'm not a fangirl or anything, I just think it's interesting. I'm kind of conflicting with myself actually. I liked reading the books and watching the movie, but I love bashing it too. Anyway, you're hilarious. ROCK ON!
ShiratoriKu@ 6:33pm 01-19-2009
Oh my God! You got that one right!...I didn't read the Twilight books, but with all the comments and summarizes my friends gave me..it's enough for me to hate it. I'm a fan of Vampires (even if many think they're overrated, I love 'em.) and...Twilight does not make Vampires look like what they're really supposed to be. Since when do they even sparkle?...Anyways.
I loved it, you're a pure genius. <3
A friend of mine (that likes Twilight, but not to an extent), just read it and she's telling me how much she loves what you did. <333
rottenTEETH@ 4:37pm 01-19-2009
I love this, it's enough to make me bang you. Serisously, it's beautiful and shit.
And totally right on. Haha. I love you.
xD
Panda FingerBANG@ 7:57am 01-19-2009
Haha, this is fucking amazing. I love you. You get that a lot, I see but you totally deserve it. It was a great read, more amusing than the books. Kudos.
moshi4junsukimz@ 5:25am 01-19-2009
thats not my full username cos it doesnt fit btw.
anyways. i found this very funny even though i'm a vague fan of twilight. check out this pic: http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww287/LemonFlavoredBacon/100yroldvcopytl0.jpg i found on someone's photobucket so all creds to them.. but its hilarious!! XD
kat <3@ 2:06am 01-19-2009
I love twilight and i found this funny, see twilight fans do have a sense of humor!

Plus to Charlotte E.W. - her name is Stephanie MEYER. NOT Meyers. If you are going to make fun of someone, at least know how to spell their name :)
injustice-shall-fall@ 9:58pm 01-18-2009
About time someone tore this piece of shit series a new asshole and inside out.
If anyone gets me these books for my birthday or some event like that I WILL burn them, I swear to god.
Orgasmic Hpney Roll@ 6:28pm 01-18-2009
Burn Twilight!! Burn it to the ground!!! *insert violence and lots of fire and burning of books and stupid fans*

Meyers can kiss my angsty-real plotted ass!!
Hikari Kame@ 6:18pm 01-18-2009
You're awesome. I love you.

Seriously, Bella should have gunned down Edward the first time he appeared at her window. Stupid hormonal Slut. Makes all girls look so bad...

Anyway, if you have the time, scroll through my incessantly long Gaia profile and find my Twilight rant and read it. Twilight makes me want to be a writer. A GOOD writer. xD

~Orgasmic Honey Roll
Disintegrated Zombie@ 6:02pm 01-18-2009
LOL! This is so freakin accurate. I would love to show this to me sister. (She's a hardcore Twillight fan T^T) I love you so much for putting this up. (My Gaia username is Nayoko Matsudaira)
Sexual Shenanigans@ 5:54pm 01-18-2009
D:

Dude.

I freaking love you.

If you did read like the last part of breaking dawn, you'd get a good chuckle.

Basically, Bellas stupid little mind blocking powers become her vampire powers.

LOOK AT ME I'M A MENTAL SHIELD.

And then she spends like 5 pages noticing that she can mentally expand it over like the hiveminds that is the werewolves and every vampire with a decent power is in one field and they all get ready for a war that never fucking happens.

Good times.

Also, edward is 70 years dead.

Tell me, how can he save enough blood to get an erection for like the 5 times they have sex, and the semen to get her pregnant?
Meggie-san@ 5:52pm 01-18-2009
loved it... and i'm a twilight fan... see.. we're not all retarded as others might think
Rhiana Caterisano@ 5:38pm 01-18-2009
Hilarious and true. xD

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